Clareified

There isn’t anyone slaving away in NYC’s high rise buildings that doesn’t know about seamlessweb. I don’t remember exactly when they were introduced, but I think I was still a junior associate at Old LLP — so maybe around 2003. It’s a great online food delivery service that offers hookups to all the restaurants in your area. You can get chinese or thai or burgers, on any given day, all through one website. It was pretty cool. I wish they’d hurry up and get to my neighborhood, so I could order from home, as well, as work.

“I mean I don’t know how to not have fun. I’m dying and I’m having fun. And I’m going to keep having fun every day I have left. Because there’s no other way to play it,” he said in his Carnegie Mellon lecture. “You just have to decide if you’re a Tigger or an Eeyore. I think I’m clear where I stand on the great Tigger/Eeyore debate. Never lose the childlike wonder. It’s just too important. It’s what drives us.”

Youtube his video if you haven’t seen it. Good stuff. I think I’ve always been a Tigger hiding out in Eeyore’s body.

So, if Obama loses, will he spend his beard growing days of misery wondering why he was touring Europe instead of swing states?

What else have I been up to?

Maybe Cory had trouble finding a job because when asked to rank, on a scale of one to ten, how important finding a job was, he answered thirteen or fourteen.

Is it wrong that I am spending ninety percent of the time watching this and yelling “where is that child’s mother?’ at my TV?

Marry your baby daddy day? WHAT. THE. MOTHERFUCK?

18 year old with a three year old getting tested for HIV because she continues to have unprotected sex with a man she “doesn’t trust”? Cereal?

“We have found a myriad of ways to enable these women to raise babies by themselves and that is a problem.” - “Expert”
Yes, that’s the problem.

Spike Lee has trouble getting financing? Well, maybe he should make movies that suck less.

Joseph Phillips is so angry…what’s up with that? Did somebody blow through their Cosby Show mobneys?

Sorry Soledad, but if you have to add the words “is a famous rap artist” then he ain’t a famous rap artist. 607? Who on earth is 607?

My people have our own cigarette flavour?

A rift has opened in the 43-member caucus over a menthol provision in legislation that would enable the Food and Drug Administration to regulate tobacco. To reduce smoking’s appeal to teenagers, the legislation would outlaw flavored cigarettes — except for menthol cigarettes, which are specifically exempted.

With menthol brands making up about 28 percent of the $70 billion American cigarette market, the exemption was seen as a necessary compromise to win broad backing for the legislation.

Is it wrong that while watching Last Comic Standing I expect…um…I don’t know…stand up comedy?

Oh, and while we’re on the subject of TV: The Cleaner with Ben Bratt blows. So does Burn Notice. All Battlestar feature players, please return to the Galatica.

Gossip Girl, on the other hand, is the shizznit.

Yeah, yeah, suck it, Ari.

Don’t you realize dumb baby names are only for the famous?

New Zealand children have been given names such as Number 16 Bus Shelter, Violence and Benson and Hedges(twins).

The girl’s lawyer told the judge she was so embarrassed by her name she refused to reveal it to friends.

via Michael

Casca’s comment below seems to indicate the commenting issue is fixed…for all you lurkers here is your chance to give something back to the blog that has given you…um…not that much. So much thanks to Yaron for taking my four a.m. plea email and working his magic. I’m still not able to blog from mozilla, but he says that may be a space issue. Small steps. Why I am up at this unholy hour when I was also up at 4 a.m. is a question for another day. Hopefully one where I had more sleep.

Anyway, comment away, how about we do a yes/no on did Edwards really father a baby with another woman? I say nay because believe you me, I so would have been his baby mama and yet, he didn’t even so much as reply to any of my emails or myraid drooling posts.